New boyfriend or Gucci handbags source?

It is rumored that everyone’s favorite hot mess Lindsay Lohan has found love in young Gucci model hunk Adam Senn. But seriously, I have a suspicion that this is just a ploy of Lindsay’s to score a free supply of Gucci handbags. Don’t you think? But perhaps the real question we should be asking is: why would this hot young model want to waste his time with a train wreck like Lindsay?

Desperate Times Call for Free Stuff

Think of all the wonderful goodies that could be yours if you were cavorting with a Gucci model. With Lindsay’s failing career combined with her addiction to the finer things in life, this union is the perfect ploy. Surely when Lindsay was considered half a legitimate celebrity she would have got the occasional free swag, or at least would have been able to afford a near endless supply of designer clothes, shoes, and handbags. Now, desperate times call for desperate measures. But how long will it take Adam Senn to realize that he’s actually dating a coke-addicted child that just wants him for Gucci handbags?