New boyfriend or Gucci handbags source?

It is rumored that everyone’s favorite hot mess Lindsay Lohan has found love in young Gucci model hunk Adam Senn. But seriously, I have a suspicion that this is just a ploy of Lindsay’s to score a free supply of Gucci handbags. Don’t you think? But perhaps the real question we should be asking is: why would this hot young model want to waste his time with a train wreck like Lindsay?

Desperate Times Call for Free Stuff

Think of all the wonderful goodies that could be yours if you were cavorting with a Gucci model. With Lindsay’s failing career combined with her addiction to the finer things in life, this union is the perfect ploy. Surely when Lindsay was considered half a legitimate celebrity she would have got the occasional free swag, or at least would have been able to afford a near endless supply of designer clothes, shoes, and handbags. Now, desperate times call for desperate measures. But how long will it take Adam Senn to realize that he’s actually dating a coke-addicted child that just wants him for Gucci handbags?


A Perfect Accessory?

According to the New York Daily Times, the two are smitten. I guess if this guy is as much of a flaky vapid moron as his model brethren, he and Lindsay could actually get along quite well:

“Dina (Lindsay’s mom) really likes him. She thinks he is good for her,” a source said. “Everything that’s gone on between Lindsay and her dad has really taken a toll on her. Adam is the one really positive thing going on in her life. Adam is a good guy and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad,” the source added.

And apparently her parents are much more pleased with the new guy than Lindsay’s former partner DJ Samantha Ronson. Sounds like Lindsay’s parents must be hitting up the supply of free Gucci stuff too. But seriously, can you blame them? And I suppose sleeping with a Gucci model is a small price to pay for some free designer handbags…